"They gulped coffee, chewed their nails, and never thought they would be so excited about a trip to Iraq."
"And Ray, smiling in satisfaction, let him have his way."
"...they shot the President and machine-gunned the Congress and the army declared a state of emergency. They blamed it on the Islamic fanatics, at the time."
"We had to marry Ramón to Suli in a hurry because at thirteen he had fallen in love with a Haitian woman, for whose ardent steatopygia [...] witchcraft and exorcisms were no match."
Aquí la portada del mítico disco "Amor Frenopatico" del grupo Commando 9mm porque comparte diseño con el olvidado libro "MANICOMIO", ISBN: 84-7442-069-5, de Jordi Sierra i Fabra que cito a continuación:
"Sabían [...] esas figuras [...] que el cerebro es la máquina más perfecta, pero también la más frágil del mundo?"
"And Ontario for breaking my heart."
„‚Ausgerechnet beim letzten Schabbes kann er nichts essen. Das werde ich diesen gottverdammten Nazis nie verzeihen.‘“
"By the way, if anyone should dare utter the words Geneva Convention while I'm writing this, I might more or less lose control."
"Me consolé diciendo que volvería a verla otra vez. Pero ella no volvió a pasar por aquí. Nunca."
"Alcanzó a escuchar las palabras he's gorgeus [sic], o sea, guapísimo."
"Eso lo había aprendido en Hispanoamérica, donde la gente se fusilaba hablándose todo el rato de usted."
„Du, Obacht, gell! Nicht so eine ordinäre Sprache. Da bin ich fei empfindlich.“
"'It's Big Brother's Bigger Brother. And the technology is just getting better.'"
"... el imperio estaba sembrado de bastardos y muchos de los conquistadores lo eran."
"Flashing a toothy grin, he said: 'Welcome to the Saxon archaeological conservation lab.'"
"Do you know something? Do you have any proof? Or are you just making shit up like you always do?"
"Ya cunt, Freud wid be able tae fuckin well retire wi me oan ehs books!"
"'Would it mean a chance to hurt those bloody fucking Nazis?'
'Absolutely. [...]'
'Then, sweetheart, I'm your girl.'"
"'Fuck youuuuuuuu, ' the elf sang as he sailed away."
"In 1977, the United States Supreme Court handed down a decision that led to the establishment of adequate law libraries in all state and federal prisons."
„Man wies ihn scherzhaft darauf hin, er habe sich in einen Japaner verwandelt, deren allnächtliche Dienstbesäufnisse nur deshalb keinen schädlichen Einfluss auf Nippons Bruttosozialprodukt nehmen, weil ihnen ein bestimmtes Enzym fehlt.“
"These days, you left a cheese grater out, someone would steal the holes."
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